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Re: Harry Potter Learns a Spell
Oops! Sorry about that Tom.
Does this mean I have to turn in my magic wand?
Mike
Tom Droege wrote:
>
> Harry asked the great wizard Mike Sallman "How can I change my bias files
> to dark?"
>
> The wizard answered: "perl -p -i -e 's/bias/dark/g'
> /whatever/directory/*.fits"
>
> Moving to the right directory Harry fearlessly typed:
>
> perl -p -i -e 's/bias/dark/g' *.fits
>
> A small "pop" was heard, and Harry took out his DS9 wand and saw that the
> change was successful.
>
> Harry noticed that the options spell "pie" so he went to the fridge and cut
> himself a piece.
>
> Flushed with success, Harry moved to the flat file directory and typed:
>
> perl -p -i -e "s/flat/object/g' *.fits
>
> A dull thud was heard. DS9 could no longer read the .fits files.
>
> Donning his global edit protection cloak, Harry typed:
>
> perl -p -i -e "s/object/flat/g' *.fits
>
> Wonder of wonders, everything was back to normal.
>
> Now Harry tried:
>
> perl -p -i -e "s/flat /object /g' *.fits
>
> A pleasant pop revealed that the correct change had been made, and the
> files were now all labeled 'object '
>
> OK, I think it was Arthur Clarke who said "A sufficiently advanced
> civilization is indistinguishable from magic." This looks like magic to me.
>
> BTW, what is to keep flat in the above from matching up with noise and
> changing some of the data bits? Does the above somehow know to just look
> at the ascii text?
>
> Tom Droege